She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
They took my balls.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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