its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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