What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
a search helicopter?!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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