So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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