come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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