There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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