why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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