I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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