dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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