he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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