TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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