There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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