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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.

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  no

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• (585): View more from New York

  Even the bartender felt bad for me

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all

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• (360): View more from Washington

  A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.

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  It's destiny.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now

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