all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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