ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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