i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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