I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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