who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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