Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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