check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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