Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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