I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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