these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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