Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she peed on how many people?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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