Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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