Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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