all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She's the barista slut.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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