I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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