Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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