Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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