I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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