Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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