i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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