Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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