Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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