we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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