Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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