Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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