You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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