He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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