You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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