I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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