I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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