so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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