we have officially lost it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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