just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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