Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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