So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
our cab driver is having phone sex.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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