So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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