So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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