Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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