whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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