Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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