There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
