Nicole vs. Life
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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