Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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