last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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