we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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