you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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