I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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