i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Randomize
